I have never really wanted to pick my friends' noses. I sometimes enjoy picking my own, though. One thing I do, often to my detriment, for my friends, is introduce them to my other friends. You all know me as self-deprecating, but even I have to admit that I have a lot of friends and acquaintances. This is not by accident. I appreciate all of the friendships I have. I work hard to maintain my relationships with other people, and I value my friends immensely. Which is why it really fucking pisses me off when I introduce friends of mine to other friends and they think it's OK and ACCEPTABLE to just hijack my friends and treat them as their own. They aren't your friends, ok? They're MY friends that I was kind enough to let you meet. Perhaps that sounds harsh, even scary, but think about it:
You introduce friend A to group B of your friends. She immediately fucks 2 of them and then starts calling them ALL to make plans without your knowledge, even going so far as to lie about it and hide it from you. How the hell would you feel?
My friends are my Kool-Ade. So get the fuck off my Kool-Ade.
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